Official Announcement: in light of the 'bailout'

The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

courtesy of: terrymc in Barra Mansa, RJ, Brasil