Right-wing Christianists reading this, will you pray with me?

O Heavenly Substitute for Personal Responsibility


Why do you send the Christianists to persecute us?


Why do you unleash them in order that they upset our dinner plans?


Why are they at large? Is school not in session? Where are thy truant officers?


Out of the depths of Maria Callas's lungs we cry out to you, O Lord.


Send us your hunky appliance delivery men. Remodel our kitchens. Restore our faith in microwave ovens.


We ask this in the name of the Imaginary Creator, who washes all colors separately.


Amen.

This is all about one passage in Leviticus. They conveniently ignore the rest of the book. This one f$%^g sentence about man shall not lie with man. Well fine. let's ALL live by Leviticus:

1. Wife having her period and attending church?...stone you to death.
2. Eating pork and shrimp?...stone you to death.
3. Wearing two fabrics?...stone you death.
4. Harvesting crops from the field corners?...stone you to death.
5. Neighbor out of work?...stone him to death.
6. Married a non Jew?...yup you get stoned to death.

And on and on and on...a code written 5000 years ago by delirious nomads wandering in the desert looking for water.

for more see JMG


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