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Duck Story
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry,
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.
How can you be so sure?" she protested.
"I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything.
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room.
As the duck's owner looked on in amazement,
A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the
The vet looked at the woman and said,"I'm sorry, but as I said,
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried,
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it,
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