From my 'rents:

SHORT WITTY DICTIONARY



ADULT:

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.




BEAUTY PARLOR:

A place where women curl up and dye.




CANNIBAL:

Someone who is fed up with people.




CHICKENS:

The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
(Oh yuk!!!)




COMMITTEE:

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.




DUST:

Mud with the juice squeezed out.




EGOTIST:

Someone who is usually 'me-deep' in conversation.


HANDKERCHIEF:

Cold Storage.


INFLATION:

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you like flies better.


RAISIN:

Grape with a sunburn.


SECRET:

Something you tell to one person at a time.


SKELETON:

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.


TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to extraction.




TOMORROW:

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.




YAWN:

An honest opinion openly expressed.




and last but not least.....

WRINKLES:
Something other people have
,
similar to my character lines.

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