TOP TEN LIST: MORE THINGS STEVE POIZNER THINKS ARE PORN...

The Republicans have lost their minds...

Yesterday, Steve Poizner's increasingly desperate campaign made the ridiculous claim that eBay was a porn site. In the spirit of Commissioner Poizner's increasingly erratic claims, the Whitman campaign has released this new list of 10 MORE Things That Poizner Believes Are "Pornography"

10.) Hershey's Kisses ...Ban Them Now!

9.) Bed Bath And Beyond...Filthy, Filthy, Filthy!

8.) Mounds And Almond Joy...Obviously.

7.) eHarmony...Because If People Date They Could Get Married And That Can Lead To... Dancing.

6.) Amazon.Com... Because They Sell Obscene Book Titles Like: "Mount Pleasant"

5.) Motel 6, They Leave The Light On For You... And You Know What That Means!

4.) United Airlines: We All Know What Happens At 35,000 Feet.

3.) Disneyland: I Think We Know Why It's The Happiest Place On Earth. Snow White, Living With 7 Unmarried Men...!

2.) Virgin Records... Records!

And Finally...

1.) Poizner, Because If You Look Carefully It Contains The Letters P-O-R-N!!

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