Awesome rant from FB:
Pretty soon Obama will be gone and you will have to face
up to the fact that you will have lost a whole decade of your life
passing around conspiracy theories and whipping yourself into a
frenzy of hatred. All of your lost friends, severed relationships
with family members, and some of you even lost your job or your
marriage due to your unhinged behavior.
You lost that decade
wailing about Obama the gay Communist Muslim narcissist dictator who
was going to let the UN invade America and various hoaxes like
"death panels," birth certificates, Iraq's WMDs, and the
"Ground Zero Mosque" (remember how you wasted two years of
your life over that?). Just think of what you could have
accomplished if you hadn't wasted all that time. You could have
gotten a college degree, you could have written a book, you could
have run your first marathon, you could have built a boat and sailed
it around the world. You could learned to speak another language -
oh wait, you never would have done that.
You kept waiting for
Obama to be impeached or for the GOP candidates to "take off
the gloves." But they never did because your favorite stories
were hoaxes, and the GOP can't impeach or win the White House based
on hoaxes. No doubt you were waiting for someone, anyone, in the
White House to be indicted or arrested, like all those people under
Nixon and Reagan and Bush, but no dice.
Many of you will
never recover from this experience. Physically, your health is no
doubt worse for having lost a decade watching television and
whipping yourself into a frenzy of hatred. Your ability to reason is
probably permanently damaged, and nobody really wants to listen to
your opinions anyway. Yes, you can successfully annoy the waitress
at the diner, because she can't run away from a customer, but that
doesn't mean she agrees with you. Some of you will be going into
nursing homes because people gave up on you a long time ago and
nobody can stand to listen to one more day of you babbling about
Saul Alinsky (who died in 1972, by the way).
Some of you have
no doubt suffered financially from all the time you wasted hating
Obama. But some of you have actually done very very well under his
"anticapitalist," "communist," "dictatorship."
You do know that the economy usually does much better under
Democrats, right? And that the best four years of job creation in
the last 50 years was under Jimmy Carter, right?
The next two
years would be a good chance to start making amends to your families
and trying to rebuild relations with people in your life. Yes we
know there's another election in 2016 and you'll be falling down the
next rabbit hole of insanity, but try to leave your families with a
few memories of you acting like a normal human being.
And the
next time there is a GOP president, just remember that there will be
fatal embassy attacks under the GOP president, just like the dozens
of fatal embassy attacks that occurred under previous Republican
presidents. Except Democrats won't be working themselves into a
frenzy of conspiracy theories when it happens, they won't be
cheerleading for the terrorists, and they won't be trying to
overthrow the US government every time something happens.
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