Via Lester & Charlie: Aunt Betty's Alamanac
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| Aunt Betty's Alamanac |
When Lester & Charlie need clear-headed advice, they turn to chain-smoking deep-thinker Aunt Betty. Soak up her wisdom and feel free to ask her your own questions! |
| On religion: "Sitting in a church isn't going to make me any more religious than sitting in a garage would make me a Ford." |
| On Karl Rove: "I don't believe in the death penalty, but I'll stay alive just to see if that jackass might get it." |
| On visiting her son in Wichita: "I can't believe I'm going to a state of our Union where the majority of so-called citizens think that 'Creationism' is a logical concept. I don't know what I'm going to do." |
| On Harriet Miers, momentary Bush nomination to the Supreme Court: "I heard her say that George Bush is the most intelligent person she knows. That should disqualify her from the human race, not just the race for the court." |
| On Phoenix: "Luckily, the weather is so bad that I'll probably stay in doors and won't meet anybody." |
| On illegal immigration: "I don't want Mexicans coming into this country at all. They're clearly taking the only jobs that American's are capable of doing." |
| On her stroke: "Somebody had to upset about it. When I saw how stressed out the doctors were, I figured I was off the hook." |
"God made more horses asses than he made horses."
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