The Greatest Country in the World
from a forwarded email...
So I get this chick in the back seat, see,,,,,,,,she's seventeen years old, a high school senior like me,,,,,,,but she's THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER, for chrissake,,,,,,,and I knock her up,,,,,, And tonight,,,,,,ya ready?,,,,,,,,ten thousand Americans, with 'family values', are gonna stand and cheer me when I'm introduced to a political convention,,,,,,,,,with the old man's arm around my shoulder-------and the next President of the United States (maybe), takin' his hat off to me--- now, is this the greatest country in the world, or what? alang
So I get this chick in the back seat, see,,,,,,,,she's seventeen years old, a high school senior like me,,,,,,,but she's THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER, for chrissake,,,,,,,and I knock her up,,,,,, And tonight,,,,,,ya ready?,,,,,,,,ten thousand Americans, with 'family values', are gonna stand and cheer me when I'm introduced to a political convention,,,,,,,,,with the old man's arm around my shoulder-------and the next President of the United States (maybe), takin' his hat off to me--- now, is this the greatest country in the world, or what? alang
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